Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

It's 4am and I'm sitting here at work wishing that 6:30 would get here already.  In between changing diapers and cleaning up vomit I get to sit here and blog, not back folks.

For anyone who cares, here are some of the thoughts currently occupying my mind.

• I hope that I get hired on at Primary Children's.  My six months are up in September and I really don't want to start a job hunt, plus I really enjoy working here.
• I really want a bagel. 
• I love my retarded dog Lucy.  Even though she runs into the sliding glass door and pees on people, there is no one who is consistently happier to see me when I get home.  She cuddles with me and eats my spilled food.  What more could I want?
• I wish that my car was paid off. 
• I hope that I get into Weber's nursing program.  Fingers crossed. 
• I'm ready to move out.  The time has come for me to move out and meet people so I have things to do on the weekends. 
• I am going to miss my brother.  He moves out in less than a month which is much too soon.  I am going to worry about him, but my mom will be a wreck.  She made him buy a medical bracelet, which he did without a fight.  What a sweet kid. 
• I feel sick about the Colorado shooting.  I feel like crying even though I don't know anyone who was personally affected by the tragedy.  I want to hug the families of the victims as well as the shooter's family.  I hate that there is so much hatred and violence in our world today.
• I wish that I was having a NyQuil night.  I love the taste of NyQuil and the dreams I have while on it are almost as good.
• I wish I had someone to make out with.  Too much? At least I'm honest.
• I need to start exercising.  I sit and think about hiking instead of getting off my ass and tackling those mountains.

Those are all my deep thoughts for today.